| DATE | VENUE | WHINGE NOTES | 2010 |
| 8th May | The Bankers | |
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| 8th/9th/10th April | Glee Club, Birmingham | |
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| 7th April | comedy Cellar | |
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| 1st/2nd/3rd April | International Comedy Club, Dublin | |
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| 26th/27th March | Waterford, Laughter Lounge | |
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| 19th/20th March | Glee Club, Cardiff boyo! | |
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| 17th March | Anseo | Paddy's day gigs can go one way or the other. Let's hope this one goes "the other" |
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| 16th March | Laughter Lounge | Charity gig probably for Haiti or whichever impoverished nation is walloped by a hurricane in the next few weeks! |
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| 14th March | Capitol comedy Club, Dublin | |
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| 12th March | Joe May's Comedy Club, Skerries | |
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| 7th March | Captain America's Comedy Club | Food and comedy - natural enemies! |
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| 6th March | Axis Ballymun | |
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| 1st March | Woolshed | Dublin's only Comedy Limbo club |
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| 28th February | International Comedy Club | |
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| 25th/26th/27th February | Dublin, Laughter Lounge | |
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| 20th February | Bankers Comedy Club | |
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| 19th February | Joe May's Comedy Club | Skerries, Co Dublin |
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| 18th February | Haiti charity gig | The Leeson Lounge, Dublin. Run by Declan Rooney so mayhem will probably break out during prolonged bouts of catastrophe!!! |
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| 10th February | Queens Comedy Club, Belfast | The Welsh Wizard, Lloyd Langford is on also |
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| 4th February | Mason's Comedy Club | In Derry or Durry as it's known to those who can't talk English proper |
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| 3rd February | Comedy Cellar | AKA Josef Fritzl's basement!!! |
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| 30th January | Jongleurs, Camden | |
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| 28th January | Rawhide Comedy, Liverpool | First UK gig of the year in Scouse central! |
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| 27th January | Capitol Comedy club | |
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| 23rd January | Belfast, Laughter Lounge | |
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| 16th December | Comedy Cellar, Dublin | |
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| 11th December | Ashbourne | |
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| 7th December | The Woolshed | |
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| 5th December | Kinsealy Inn Comedy Night | |
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| 4th December | Leixlip | |
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| 27th November | Rush | Just what the cabbage farmers of North County Dublin need - Comedy! |
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| 22nd November | Komedia Comedy club in Brighton | 4 nights on the trot in the UK. Wonder how I'll hold out? Pretty good I reckon if I do say so myself! |
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| 21st November | Jongleurs, Battersea | |
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| 20th November | Funny Bones, Bournemouth | |
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| 19th November | Glee Club, Cardiff | Janey! Look at me getting' all international 'n' stuff |
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| 17th November | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 13th November | Tralee, somewhere | At least I have the Frogs kicking Ireland's arse the next day in football to look forward to. |
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| 12th November | Ballina | Christ! Ballina then Tralee the following night. I should be eligible for culchie citizenship after this! |
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| 8th November | International Comedy Club | New material night but am not contractually obliged to wear new underpants! |
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| 6th/7th November | Belfast, Laughter Lounge | |
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| 5th November | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 1st November | Capitol Comedy Club | |
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| 28th Scotchtober | Capitol Comedy Club | |
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| 22nd/23rd/24th October | International Comedy Club, Wicklow Street in Dublin in case you didn't know!! | |
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| 21st October | Comedy Cellar, Dublin | |
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| 10th October | Laughter Lounge, Waterford | |
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| 30th Sept | Anseo | |
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| 25th September | Jongleurs, Camden. Londing taaan innit! | Might get to see Amy and put her over me knee. |
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| 24th September | Rawhide, Liverpool | "Awright la! The do tho' do they do! Yeah they do!" Repeat ad nauseum |
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| 17th/18th/19th September | Laughter Lounge Dublin | |
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| 11th/12th September | Belfast, Laughter Lounge | |
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| 5th September | Electric picnic comedy tent | The world's only outdoor food event powered by electricty!!! |
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| 29th August | Bankers, Dublin | |
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| 19th August | The Comedy Cellar | |
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| 16th August | Capitol Comedy Club, Hapenny Inn | |
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| 15th August | Cork City Limits | |
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| 11th August | Le Internationale | |
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| 6th August | Masons, Derry, Norn Iron | Derry, Londonderry - what do I care! |
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| 2nd August | Nenagh, Co. Somewhere | |
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| 1st August | Laughter Lounge, Waterford | |
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| 31st July | Ballaghadreen, Co Death | |
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| 25th July | Some club in Newbridge, co Kildare | Look at how cosmopolitan I am, Galway lunchtime gig then Newbridge evening gig! OOOOOO! |
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| 25th July | Ruby Rooms, Galway | |
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| 23rd July | Iveagh Gardens Carlsberg Comedy festival | |
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| 23rd July | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 30th June | The Comedy Cellar | |
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| 27th June | Bankers Comedy Club | |
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| 19th/20th June | Glee Club, Birmingham | Rejoice!!! After doing 46 years of open spots and then 10's and then 20's they've finally given more or less a full weekend (Well, kinda!) I'm happy anyways. And there's a gay bar that serves cheap drink all night. I'll gladly climb over Christine Bleakley for cheap drink! |
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| 17th June | Capitol Comedy Club | |
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| 11th/12th/13th June | Laughter Lounge, Dublin | |
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| 11th/12th/13th June | International Comedy Club, Dublin | |
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| 6th June | Mc Garrigles. Sligo | John Colleary's new gig out Wesht |
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| 1st June | Woolshed | |
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| 23rd May | International Comedy Club, Dublin | Mcing duties |
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| 19th May | The Empire, Belfast | |
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| 15th May | New comedy club in Bray | |
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| 13th May | Anseo | |
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| 29th/30th April - 1st/2nd May | The Stand Glasgow, Edinburgh | Frickin' ages away |
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| 1st May | Jongleurs, Glasgow | |
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| The Comedy Cellar | 22nd April | Ah yes, looking forward to the comedy cellar. Probably a lot more than Josef Fritzel's kids were!!!! Jokes |
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| 16th April | Hapenny Inn | Tony "The Bullet" Ferns beckons for MC duties. I must obey! |
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| 15th April | Laughter Lounge, Galway | The City of Tribes welcomes back its prodigal son - or some bollox like that!!! Ah the cynicism of it all!!! |
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| 12th April | International Comedy Club, New material night | If the jokes don't work then take them out and shoot them! |
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| 11th April | The Bankers, Dame Street | |
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| 2nd April | Bray | |
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| 1st April | Donkey | Or should that be Dalkey. Kinda fits in well with with Bray cos Donkey's go 'Bray' don't they? Or something!!! |
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| 31st March | Revolution, Waterford | "Flash" Gordon's joint |
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| 27th March | Monaghan - i think! | Up Northish somewhere. Apparently the Brits couldn't be bothered hanging on to it |
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| 25th March | Ha'penny Inn | Better be headlining or there'll be trouble!!! |
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| 23rd March | Woolshed headlining | |
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| 19th March | Toners, Baggot Street | Apparently Steve Donnan couldn't hack it anymore so he left it to Aidan Killian - yep, that's what usually happens!!! |
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| 18th March | Comedy Cellar | |
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| 5/6/7th March | The International | |
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| 4th March | Queen's Comedy Club, Belfast | Tom Stade is headlining so a good night guaranteed for all |
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| 1st March | The International New material night | |
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| 28th February | Bankers (Headlining) | |
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| 28th February | The International | |
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| 26th February | A yacht club somewhere in Dunlaoghaire | |
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| 20th February | Monaghan | MCing duties for Eleanor and Kevin Gildea I think |
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| 19th February | Ha'penny | MC'ing duties |
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| 5th February | Diva Restaurant Comedy Club, Greystones | Eating and Laughter - the perfect combination. A bit like sulphuric acid and an exposed eyeball!!! |
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| 28th January | Comedy Cellar | |
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| 22nd January | University College Cork | Wow, I'll really have to leggit from Vegas for this gig. Hope Jerry's private jet is available |
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| 18th-21st January | MGM Grand, Las Vegas with support act J. Seinfeld | Just putting this here to feel better about myself |
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| 14th January | MC Hapenny Inn | |
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| 13th January | The International | |
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| 10th January | The Bankers (Headlining) | Peter Byrnes late Christmas present to me. Although the entire country could be shut down by then! |
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| 20th December | Julianstown Inn, somewhere in Julianstown | Imagine that! An entire town owned by someone called Julian |
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| 19th December | Cuba, Galway | Plate tectonics has caused the island commies to drift to the West of Ireland. It's caused by too many greenhouses or something |
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| 14th/18th December | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 13th December | International Bar | MCing duties |
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| 12th December | Somewhere in Donegal | Jumping into the gap left by Damian Clark. Awesome gig!!! |
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| 10th December | Funny farm, Thomas Reads | Hooray, it's back! Fred 'n' Neils club opens and closes quicker than a indecisive tarts legs! |
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| 6th December | The Bankers | |
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| 4th/5th/6th December | The International | |
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| 1st - 5th December | Various locations | Filming for Dave McSavages RTE comedy lab about drink alcoholism and all its advantages |
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| 28th November | Mitchelstown, like | Martin Henchman's gig in the town of cheese! Jesus Wept! It was like a gig that took place during The Shining film. About 600 chairs and 24 people to fill them, brightly lit - all that was missing was the 2 demonic twins from the movie! |
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| 23rd Novermber | The International | |
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| 19th November | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 10th November | Woolshed, Parnell Street | Damo and Milly's Monday night club goes from strength to strength (until I get on stage!) |
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| 26th October | The International | |
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| 19th October | The International | New material night. I've a new pair of Y-fronts so I'll wear them |
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| 15th October | Funny Farm | Fred & Neil's new comedy outing. Not that either of them need "outing" they're already as gay as christmas - well Fred is anyway! |
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| 11th Scotchtober | Bankers Pub, Dame Street | I'll be back from the Munich Beer Festival a few days so no doubt liver will be the size of a pea! |
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| 27th September | Fermoy | Martin Henchman's back on the scene so fair-play to 'im for getting comedy up-and-running in Cork. A refreshing lighlty-salted alternative to Mad Brian's City Limits |
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| 21st September | The International | MCing duties |
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| 24th September | MCing the Comedy Cellar | Andrew is gone to Chicago - Let's wreck the fuckin' place while he's gone! |
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| 17th September | Thomas Read's Pub, Dame street | New club being started by Neil Hickey and Fred Cooke. Let's see how long this lasts!!! And I mean that in a "nice" way. I hope it does last cos fuck knows, I need the money! |
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| 10th September | Comedy Cellar | Shit!!! It's September already. Looking forward to a drop of rain after the Summer! |
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| 30th August | The International | Host/MC/Dogbait in Ireland's best comedy club |
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| 18th - 22nd August | The "Holy Shit!", I totally forget the Edinburgh Comedy Festival was on!!! (so I'd better do this instead") show | One hour of bits that I should have taken to Edinburgh but thought better of blowing 8 grand! The International Bar, Dublin |
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| 19th August | Comedy Mish Mash | |
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| 17th August | International new material night | This doesn't neccessarily mean that's it's INTERNATIONAL new material. It could be some shite about the quality of bran muffins in the Termonfeckin branch of the Irish Countrywomen's Association |
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| 6th - 13th August | Edinburgh, Hell | Taking part in some of the "Best Of Irish" or could be "Worst Of Irish" depending on how the shows go!!! |
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| 31st/1st/2nd August | International Comedy Cellar, Dublin | When Aidan's away the mice will play!!! |
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| 30th July | International Comedy Cellar, Dublin | |
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| 27th July | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 17th July | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 5th July | Bankers | |
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| 5th July | International, Dublin | |
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| 17th - 22nd June | Filming Block #2 of Headwreckers, Belfast | |
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| 25th June | International | |
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| 10th June | Revolution, Waterford | |
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| 26th May | Woolshed M.C. | |
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| 20th - 23rd May | Filming Block #1 of Headwreckers, Belfast | Me and Dave McSavage dressed as Nazis on the Shankhill Road in Belfast! Never a good idea |
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| 19th May | Woolshed M.C. | |
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| 15th/17th May | Bankers Comedy Club | Holy Fucking Shit and Bloody Hellfire - that was probably the worst gig I've been at in months. First off, a dozen HAMMERED Ozzies in the front who had lost all diction and comprehension of time. Then, down the back, an English stag party giving all the usual BritBollox. In the middle, the audience couldn't focus on the stage cos they were getting it from both sides. SHITE! with a capital WANK! |
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| 14th May | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 12th May | Woolshed M.C. | While Damian "Tequila" Clark hauls his ass across Oz for May I'll be looking after the sheep! |
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| 8th/9th/10th May | The Interantional | |
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| 1th May (The one'th of May! What the f**k is that!?) | Comedy Cafe, London | |
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| 27th April | The International | New material night i.e. if the jokes are shite, it's not my fault :) |
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| 25th April | Toners Bar, Baggot Street | Another S+S night (Or should that be S+M night!) |
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| 20th April | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 18th April | Toners Bar, Baggot Street | S+S Night |
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| 5th/6th April | Laughternoon Show | This weekend:- Michael "Cyclone" Mee, Steve "Cobain" Cummins, Keith "Looks a bit like Lee Mack" Farnan |
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| 3rd April | Bray Comedy Club | Ah yes, Bray. A little corner of the Northside of Dublin in Wicklow |
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| 2nd April | Dalkey Comedy Club | Roysh!!! |
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| 2nd April | DIT | ...and again... |
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| 1st April | DIT | Hooray. More badly organised student bollix for snotty nosed trust fund fuckers studying wasting their parent's money on Charger Lager and bad dope! |
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| 16th/17th March | The St Patricks's Weekend Laughternoon Show | There's a market of tourists ready to be exploited on weekend afternoons, and I'm the man for the job! |
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| 14th March | Neptune | Not the planet, the comedy club |
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| 13th March | Hapenny Inn | Fucking Hapenny again!!! |
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| 12th March | International | |
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| 9th March | Bewleys | The most difficultist club in Dublin on the grounds that it's usually full of arty twats and smelly oul wans! |
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| 28th February | Aungier Street Students Union Rag Week | If ever the world needed an example of how NOT to set up student gigs then this was it. Such a crock of inattentive shite!!! |
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| 25th February | Woolshed | Damain and Milly's attempt at world domination! |
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| 23rd February | Bankers, Dublin | Combined gig and comedian search party |
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| 21st February | Legends, Enniscorthy | Got the call from Steve (Cobain) Cummins to headline the gig in the newly started Legend's of Enniscorthy (It has glitz written all over it!!!). Got there and no-one showed up. The multimedia machine of Stanley and Clark were across the street and hovered up all the available people with I Dare Ya!!! |
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| 20th February | Hapenny Inn | Low numbers - this is what happens when champion's league football is on. Muppets won't get off their arses and into town. |
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| 1st Feb | Some bar in Fethard-on-sea | Down in the middle of nowhere MC'd by Mark Swan. Turned out to be a genuinely a great gig and long may they run. |
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| 24th/25th/26th January | International | |
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| 18th January | Private function, Athlone | Farmer's post-christmas party |
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| 17th January | IADT | A free gig for students in something that resembles a church. It has all the requirments for a shit night!!! As it happens it turned out to be alright. |
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| 6th January | Hapenny | What can I say except "Simon, those eyebrows are getting a bit unruly!" |
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| 3rd January | Bankers | Audience is always a bit "odd" and not quite as "laughy" as other gigs. It's also the oddest shaped room - There are comedians still lost down the back |
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| Can't remember (or can't be arsed remembering) the other gigs I did for the rest of the year | ||
| 25th October | Portlaoise | Bernard O'Sheas comedy debate which almost turned into a bloodbath courtesy of the drugged up Welsh and English tossers in the audience |
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| 23rd October | Empire, Belfast | Always a lively spot, but you try getting a late drink in that fucking town! |
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| 19th August | Cuba, Galway | Courtesy of Gerry Mallon, largest ingester of acid on the west of the Shannon, this club is rapidly going downhill |
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| 16th August | Glee Club Birmingham | Best club anywhere. Pity the fuckers book 5 years in advance. The only good thing about B'ham is that there's a gay bar that serves £1 drinks. I'm Irish, so therefore I'll climb over supermodels to get to a £1 a drink night!!! And let's face it, if you were gay you'd never leave the place. |
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| 9th/10th/11th August | Comedy Cafe, London | I mean August!!!. I got this booking in January for fuck sakes. It might as well be next bastardin' year!!! |
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| 14th June | Glee Club, Cardiff | |
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| 19th/20th/21st April | International, Dublin | |
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| 17th April | Empire, Belfast | |
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| 30th March | Kiltimagh, Electric Mouse, Dublin | Electric Mouse eh!!! It's a disgrace what goes on in vivisection labs!!! Dunno whether it was me or the dirty jokes but these fuckers weren't biting at all!! |
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| 28th March | International Comedy Cellar, Dublin | |
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| 21st March | International Comedy Cellar, Dublin | |
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| 17th March | St Patrick's Comedy Festival, Vicar Street | |
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| 13th March | Student Gig,Limerick | |
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| 6th March | Bewley's Cafe Theatre | |
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| 1st March | Falls Road, Belfast | I shit you not! The Falls in Belfast. Better gear up on Proddy gags! |
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| 22nd/23rd/24th February | International, Dublin | |
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| 15th February | Montreal Showcase, Vicar Street. Dublin | I'm convinced this fucking showcase is a fucking fix. Canadian cunts! |
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| 11th February | Ha'penny, Dublin | |
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| 9th February | Navan | |
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| 8th February | Ha'penny, Dublin | |
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| 7th February | Sugarclub | Normally the shittest gig in the city (and I should know, I hired it out myself for my own show) |
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| 6th February | Bewleys Comedy Cafe | Meself and Eleanor doin' the hollywood thing again |
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| 25th January | Barrel O' Laughs, POD, Harcourt st, Dublin | This is where all the posh fuckers go apparently! |
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| 3/4/5th January | International, Dublin | |
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| 27th December | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 27th December | International, Dublin | |
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| 8th December | Sligo, Niland Arts Centre | They've got an arts centre! Well fuckin' ex-cuse me!!! |
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| 7th December | Leitrim, Somewhere | I think there's 7 people left in the county. |
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| 5th December | Revolution, Waterford | |
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| 30th November | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 24th November | Comedy Store Late show, London | This is about the millionth time that I've tried to impress them - and I have. It's just the standard is so f**king high. I'm seriously thinking of sleeping with the owner at this stage! Normally I wouldn't think twice about that kind of thing but he's a 65 year-old man with a gammy leg! |
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| 24th November | Electric Mouse Comedy, Palmers Green, London | |
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| 23rd November | Glee Club, Birmingham | Not Birmingham, Alabama but Birmingham, UK!!! Top club |
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| 21st November | Bewleys, Dublin | |
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| 5th November | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 2nd/3rd/4th November | International, Dublin | |
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| 1st November | International Comedy Club - Laughable of History Of Movies Thru Comedy | |
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| 28th October | Bankers Comedy Club, Dublin | The last time I did this place I was ripped drunk, couldn't remember any of my material and had to leave half-way through my set to go to the bathroom, came back from the bathroom then couldn't stand up anymore! Professional - that's me. |
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| 26th October | Gibneys Comedy Club, Malahide | |
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| 18th October | Ha'penny Inn - Laughable of History Of Movies Thru Comedy | |
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| 3rd October | International, Dublin / Bray Comedy | |
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| 2nd/4th October | Ha'penny Inn - Laughable of History Of Movies Thru Comedy | Meself and the Tommy Nick and Eleanor Tiernan have knocked this idea together over the past few months and is as it says on the tin - a history of movies thru comedy! |
| -------------------- | -------------------- | -------------------- | 1st October | KillForASeatComedy, Oxford | This is one of Silky's 8000 comedy clubs in the UK. Cant wait. He's a gent is our kid Silky!!! |
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| 27th September | International, Dublin | |
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| 20th/21st September | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 29th August | Bewleys Cafe Theatre, Dublin | |
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| 27th August | Cuba, Galway | |
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| 24th,25th,26th August | International, Dublin | |
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| 20th August | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 6th August | HIFI Music Festival, Mullingar | |
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| 4th August | Cleere's Comedy Club | Second time down to the city that has cats made out of marble or maybe it's cats that eat marbles or something. Anyway, it has something to do with cats and marbles. |
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| 18th July | Bewleys Cafe Theatre, Dublin | Bewleys is a bit like Starbucks except more wood and fewer wankers! |
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| 13th July | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 13th,14th,15th July | International, Dublin | |
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| 6th July | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 28th June | International, Dublin | |
| -------------------- | -------------------- | -------------------- | 20th June | Revolution, Waterford |
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| 16th June | Childline Gig, Vicar street | Worthwhile chariddy gig for abused kids who have been harmed thru having to listen to shit gags. This turned out to be a great night for everyone tho' I think the bit where I compared Mr.T to Mr.A wont make it onto the telly. Touchy audience! |
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| 13th June | The Empire, Belfast | The Nordy bear-pit beckons once more. |
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| 4th June | Morrisons, Kilkenny - Boston Comedy gigs | But I still managed to get down to Kilkenny and do some gigs courtesy of Big Bru from Boooooston! |
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| 2nd/3rd June | International Comedy Club, Dublin | While the other comedy pixies are having fun down in Kilkenny I'm holding the fort up in Dublin |
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| 31st May | Some comedy place in Durry, Narn Erlind(Derry Northern Ireland) | Was asked to do this on the 12th of July but that's the start of Marching (Burn Catholics) season, so ehm no thanks. |
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| 26th May | The Venue, Rathfarnham | Dont know much more about this place apart from the fact that it's massive |
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| 18th/19/th/20th May | International Comedy Club, Dublin | |
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| 18th May | Ha'penny Inn. Dublin | |
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| 16th May | Bewleys Comedy Theatre, Dublin | Dublin's newest hippest club. Apparently it's a great room and dead posh with people drinking tea with their little fingers sticking out and going 'Haw haw haw haw' |
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| 10th May | International, Dublin | |
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| 5th May | Comedy Club, Navan | |
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| 4th May | Glee Club, Birmingham | At last, the limeys are ready to pay me for a paddy humour onslaught. This is one great club |
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| 3rd May | Ha'penny Inn. Dublin | |
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| 21st/22nd April | Kinsale Comedy Festival | Congrats to Rob Collins for putting this weekend together. Tough gigs but a helluva lotta fun. Too much drinking and laughing. Highlights included me drunkenly singing the German national anthem complete with machine gun sounds, Bernard O'Shea's mickey! , Henning Wehn's hilarious set in Daltons pub and me arranging to be the broker in the sale 1000kg of stolen copper wire by Polish builders. They said they'd offer me 10% of the sale price. Any offers? |
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| 13th April | Hapenny Inn, Dublin | |
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| 6th April | Comedy Cafe , London | Another kick-ass UK gig from the long Paddy |
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| 2nd April | Break for the Border. My former hunting ground :) | Bollox!!!. The club is already shut down. So no mun and no fun! Coulda been good tho, Bernard O'Shea rumoured to be involved in intimidation efforts @ Break For The Border!!!! |
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| 29th March | Is Eyre Square finished? | I remeber hearing on the news that this was the date that war-ravaged Eyre Square would be finished. Fingers crossed |
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| 23rd March | Gibneys, Malahide | MCing for ginger-topped tornado psycho Jason Byrne |
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| 21st March | Revolution, Waterford | A lot of the lads aren't mad about this place but I've always done well. And besides, Flash gives out free drink. |
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| 17th/18th March | Murphy's Laughter Lounge, Dublin | The Friday night(Paddys night) was shite cos no-one turned up. Saturday was better. I think it's modelled on an indoor soccer pitch tho! |
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| 15th March | The Hinternational, Dublin | |
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| 9th/10th/11th March | The Hinternational, Dublin | |
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| 4th March | Comedy Store Late show, London | If I dont get a paid gig out the c**nts this time there'll be trouble. Well, not really but y'get my drift |
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| 3rd March | Time, Naas. | I doubt if the disco-bound masses from Tallafornia are going to be in humour for anyhing too sophisticated. |
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| 2nd March | Ha'penny Inn | Tony "The Gent" Ferns is kicking off Thursday nights here. Should be good. |
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| 23rd February | Gibney's Malahide | What the fuck is so difficult about getting people to stand near the front of the stage at gigs. Christ on a bike!! |
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| 3rd February | Cleere's Comedy Club | Great new club in Kilkenny run by the soft spoken Cathy Hogan. It even has a Green room for the comedians with crips and drinks and nuts. Ace! |
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| 25th January | Ha'penny Inn | |
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| 25th January | The International | |
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| 12th/13th/14th January | The International | |
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| 28th December | The International | |
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| 4th December | Hapenny Inn | |
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| 3rd December | Draiocht, the poncey arty place in Blanchardstown | Better come up with some good tracksuit gags |
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| 24th November | Some Pub in Landsdowne Road | Steve "Lord of the rings" Cummins is putting this together. Hmmm! |
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| 23rd November | Matt Saddlier is putting this one together in Limerick | Note to self: Avoid eye contact with general population. Wear stab-proof vest |
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| 9th November | The International | Did lots of new bits including my new folk song about the Google Search Engine |
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| 5th November | Ha Bloody Ha, Chiswick, London | The last time here it was f**kin ace so they got me back for more |
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| 4th November | Comedy Store Late show, London | More comedy for drunken sods at 2 o'clock in the morning |
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| 27th, 28th, 29th October | The International, Dublin | |
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| 22nd October | Trinity College, Dublin | |
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| 12th-16th October | Spot On comedy clubs. Various locations around the oul sod | Givvus petrol money Ciaran fercryingoutloud! |
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| 9th October | Ha'penny Inn, Dublin | The last time I was here it was full of special needs people. They didn't exactly get a lot of what of what I was going on about!!! |
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4th October |
Martin (Kangaroo) Henchion's Revolution Club Waterford | Always a good night |
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| 30th September | Glee Club, Birmingham | Back for another bite at the Brummie cherry cos they liked it so much the last time. The room is a piece of piss. Even my granny could get a laugh and she's been dead 11 years! |
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| All of August | Edinburgh Comedy Festival | Christ!!! Not again. This time I'm in The Smirnoff Underbelly |